Five Things You Should Never(Ever) Give Her For Her Birthday

I had always remembered what my mum told my sisters "The way to your husband's heart is his tummy" (or maybe sex) Well we kind of wondered what's really the way to a woman's love ?? Lol it's the 'things' you give her.

Surveys are really important, so i had me a group of fine girls ( Some of Naija hottest babes and celebs) and here's my verdict)

Here's Ediary top five things you should never get for your girlfriend, for her birthday.

1. Deodorant - (Guy) Never ever you get her a deodorant, just comes across as (a smelling geh,) better still get her a very nice perfume....According to ladies "I like perfumes made by a celebrity".

2.Comb - Just because she wears a (Brazillian) long hair (Nna biko don't buy her a comb) however a trip to the salon would be nice (go with her o! It's the beautiful ribbon on the gift pack) or just buy her another brazillian hair (mcheww, owo*money* is much, but they love it)

3. Birthday Card(with money) - Duro o! You are not her grandfather?? knowing the card would be a complete turn-off, a wad of cash just might spoil the relationship (although some Naija girls wouldn't mind) it comes across as (take that, prostitute!) respect her and *uhhhhhhh* Be her Man, and she will be your woman everyday.





4. Tickets to an event you want to attend (or to a movie you've been dying to watch) - Sometimes this is funny, but could be ....painful (yeah spell it out if you want) it goes like this - Guy wants to attend a game/fight e.t.c or see this action-packed movie, and girl wants to attend a concert to see (her favorite romantic movie or see her favorite singer **go shirtless***) Guy doesn't care and buys her a pair of expensive tickets (yaaay i don buy gift) She struggles not to strangle him and thinks he's a goat, and yeah she's right. Remember it's her birthday and not ya own!





5. Nothing at all - (Omaga o!) while some girls would not say a word, some might nag you out for a while...this is the worst present of all. Find a way to honor her (No flowers, chocolates or hampers please)| and make-up sex doesn't work in most cases (don't try that too).

** mum would say wait till your wedding day** LOL



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